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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via supernatural-crouton)


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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via g-iggle)


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aquato:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

(via g-iggle)


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rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz, via g-iggle)


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beautifulblackbabies:

Turt
Age -2 
Submitted by- Turtandmamalivingfree.tumblr.com
My Janelle Monae inspired updo 🙆

Tell me why…

-Traditional African American introduction to gossip (via blackproverbs)

(via blackproverbs)


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vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

image

(Source: officialvergilsparda, via ruinedchildhood)


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sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

image

(Source: andrewbelami, via ruinedchildhood)


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I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.

-2 am thoughts (via asdfghjkllove)

(via asdfghjkllove)


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