Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
-Traditional African American introduction to gossip (via blackproverbs)
sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.
-2 am thoughts (via asdfghjkllove)